It's Friday. Sex?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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