i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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