she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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