mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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