yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
