we have pet lesbian snakes
apparently the secret to your success is patron
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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