Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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