no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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