Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Its about making memories worth repressing
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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