Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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