Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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