Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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