so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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