I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Brb crying the tears of my youth
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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