i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I believe in your delicious
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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