We're facebook friends in real life
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize
