she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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