On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
