He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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