Im at strip club and am horny
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Dear god my vagina.
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