I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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