Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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