jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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