Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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