even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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