How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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