the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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