Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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