Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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