dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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