im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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