i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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