Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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