Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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