we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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