Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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