i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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