How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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