Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
