do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
