Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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