Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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