I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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