That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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