he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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