You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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