What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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