Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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