No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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