In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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