We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Randomize
