i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
is it fun? or sober?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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