i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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