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I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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