I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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