He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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