it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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