In the future we'll all be gay
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I love you.
Bad choice
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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